WEEK SIXTEEN VS. NEW YORK JETS W 41-3

twas the morn before Christmas

when our pats played to clinch
playoff homefield advantage
would the jets play the grinch?

the weather was stormy 

as the first half got started
but touchdown by touchdown
the bluer skies parted

our fearless QB
played just like a machine
throwing 27 passes
and completing 17

the offense kept coming 

tommy worked every angle 

with touchdowns to bennett

to white and to lengle 

even blount rushed two touchdowns
and steph nailed two kicks
but the highlight this game
was the defensive picks

our CBs were smoking

and caught more receptions

than the jets' own receivers 

with three interceptions 

malcolm butler had two
he made new york cry "mommy!"
plus he fell on a fumble!
and he earned this week's tommy

now we'd all like our season

to end with more wins

so think happy thoughts 

as we take on the 'phins 

may your morrow be merry 

many drinks may you have 

happy Christmas to all 

see you next week, love dav