WEEK SIXTEEN VS. BUFFALO BILLS W 24-17

TWAS THE WEEKEND 'FORE CHRISTMAS
THE BILLS CAME TO TOWN

IN AN EFFORT TO CLAIM

THE DIVISIONAL CROWN

“THIS DECEMBER IS DIFFERENT!”

THE MAFIA MOANED

BUT WE WON JUST THE SAME

AND OUR PATS WEREN’T DETHRONED

SURE, THE SEASON FELT BLEAK

ON THIS SATURDAY DARK

BUT THEN BRADY AND BUNCH 

FINALLY GAVE OFF A SPARK

IN FACT TOMMY CAUGHT FIRE

EACH PASS LIKE A ROCKET

HE MADE QUARTERBACK SNEAKS

AND BLOCKED OUTSIDE THE POCKET

OF HIS THIRTY THREE THROWS

HE PULLED OFF TWENTY SIX

AS OUR CATCHERS MADE CATCHES

(AND KICKER MADE KICKS!)

THERE WAS EVEN A TOUCHDOWN

AND NO INTERCEPTION

IN THIS TOO LONG-AWAITED

OFFENSIVE SURREPTION

STILL THE BILLS JUST KEPT COMING

THEIR QB CAN MOVE!

BUT THE BOOGEYMEN BOOGIED

AND MESSED UP HIS GROOVE

IT CAME DOWN TO THE END

THEN OUR D TOOK COMMAND

AND THEY HELD OFF THE BILLS

WITH A BIG GOAL LINE STAND

AS FOR WHO GETS THE TOMMY

SO MANY CONTENDERS!

LAWRENCE GUY OR NICK FOLK

OR OUR BACKS OR DEFENDERS

BUT THE TOT-DUB

AND THE MAN OF THE HOUR

FOR HIS SACKS AND PASS D

GOES TO DONT’A HIGHTOWER!

NOW THERE’S JUST ONE GAME LEFT

IN THIS TERRIBLE YEAR

BUT A HAPPY NEW DECADE

BRINGS REASON TO CHEER

YEA, OUR PATS SEEM TO RALLY

WHEN PLAYOFFS BEGIN
MUCH TO OUR GREAT DELIGHT

AND THE LEAGUE’S GREAT CHAGRIN

SO BE JOYFUL! BE MERRY!

BE HOPEFUL! BELIEVE!

THAT THIS PATRIOTS TEAM

STILL HAS TRICKS UP ITS SLEEVE

THINK YOUR PATRIOTS THOUGHTS

THAT WE SAIL PAST THE ‘PHINS

AND WE WRAP UP THE BYE

WRAPPING UP THIRTEEN WINS

AND WHILE VISIONS OF SUPER BOWLS

STILL ARE UNCLEAR

MAY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

BRING PEACE, LOVE, AND CHEER

THERE’S JUST ONE THING TO SAY

AS I SIGN OFF AND THAT’S

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

AND TO ALL – LET’S GO PATS!